Never Too Late! any resemblance to anyone real or imaginary is mere bad luck we are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are trying to get up
Using email reduces IQ more than smoking dope
... according to the London Insitute of Psychiatry (story here), as seen on many news sites. A more accurate headline might be: "Information overload reduces IQ more than smoking cannabis." Beware unchecked infomania.