Never Too Late!

Never Too Late!
any resemblance to anyone real or imaginary is mere bad luck
we are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are trying to get up

17.11.06

Palestinian Graffiti

Okay, and it's my favourite Banksy yet:









That Banksy has been doing the subversive graffiti thing on the big apartheid security wall in Israel/occupied Palestine.

Hey, but that crazy Arofish guy did it first!

7.11.06

Anti-jokes

A man walks into a bar... yeah? So...

A man walks into a bar... He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. He is an alcoholic. His addiction to drink is slowly killing him, and destroying his wife, his family and all those who are dear to him. In a drunken stupor, once, he ran a red light and drove over a four-year-old schoolgirl. She survived, though only just, spending four months in a coma with a severely fractured skull. He didn't stop.

Haaaahahahahahahaaaahahaa!! Let's have another one!

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot, yeah?

So there's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot. They are queueing at the local Tesco. The Englishman picks up a TV listings magazine and leafs through it in a desultory manner while he waits with a trolly full of his family's weekly shopping. The Irishman is uncomfortably hot and restless, tapping his foot nervously and reading and re-reading the labels on the bottles of wine he is waiting to pay for. The Scot gets fed up of waiting, decides to buy his lunch-break sandwiches at Benjy's instead, puts his shopping down and leaves.

Haaahahahaaahahahahaaa!!!!

Fucking anti-humour.