I formulated these a long long time ago. They no longer apply, but they were a good idea and lead to spectacularly weird results.
1. Be aggressively friendly.
2. Be un-apologetically non-sensical.
3. Open fire on unarmed defenders, it's their fault they're unarmed.
4. Don't wear a shirt tied around your face lest the unbelievers strangle you with it. For is not the Lord good?
