no more stories.
oh dear what's happening?
i find every present moment so endlessly entertaining... life is so funny i'm going to laugh myself to death one day...
but i just don't feel like telling the internet stories about it any more.
i would like to contribute to the net somehow, though. give me a cable to hold or something.
what, you don't need me? -don't worry, we've got loads of experts on the job. we've got a couple experts to every foot of internet cable, all the way down the line to you...