Never Too Late!

Never Too Late!
any resemblance to anyone real or imaginary is mere bad luck
we are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are trying to get up


We are hereby proud to announce the opening of the
Realgem Private Investigation Agency

Our guarantee: No result - No fee

Every type of case considered - call or email NOW for a no-obligations quote, or to discuss your requirements in strictest confidence - - 020 7168 0526

Our chief investigator has an extensive background in the fields of intelligence and covert research and analysis - experienced at uncovering information that other so-called "experts" in the field have failed to obtain - and further trained in the use of small arms and Left-Hand Path Tantric methods. We have access to the state-of-the-art in surveillance and decryption technology and techniques.

Our rates are without question the most competitive in London.