Never Too Late!

Never Too Late!
any resemblance to anyone real or imaginary is mere bad luck
we are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are trying to get up

10.9.06

Hello seeking searching world

People end up here in various ways as is the wont with blogs and other gypsy-ass websites like this... Someone did a search on "ho [sic] much is heroin in Karachi" and sadly left without an answer (about £1 a gramme sort of thing). Some people have Googled "Rodney Anyanwu", and left disappointed that my two-part tale of the serial killer and the haunted house never got its concluding chapter (see archives if you're that interested... or easier is to Google the man's name, and I think realgem will be one of the first results.)

An interesting recent one is "putting crushed valium in a drink". Whoever you are, think hard about whatever it is you're planning to do (rohypnol or temazepam might do the trick better, but valium doesn't taste of much anything)... and do drop by again sometime...

8 comments:

Dean Whitbread said...

wick it up!

I.:.S.:. said...

could you please be a little more cryptic?

Indigobusiness said...

Now that's some serious lateral humor.

serpent said...

hmmm, nice thinking dude . an ya thanks for the poem IF.... by kipling . i was reading a book from ruskin bond an he 2 had mentioned da same poem...

happyotter said...

The Opium poppy came to Afghanistan courtesy of Ghengis Khan in 33bc...

The Mongol hoardes, eh?
Got to love them..

happyotter said...

Also, crushed valium makes a fine condiment to sprinkle on food..

The Haute Quisine of pharmacology.

tui said...

Lazy, can you email me your email address? tui.cyr@gmail.com
Thanks

I.:.S.:. said...

it's there in the sidebar. you got it right the first time, tui.