Never Too Late!

Never Too Late!
any resemblance to anyone real or imaginary is mere bad luck
we are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are trying to get up


Swozzie pie

The gentleman landlord - a former punk rocker, and a true English gentleman and eccentric of a sadly vanishing breed - endeavours, every night, to lay on a warm home-cooked meal for me.

The first evening after I became a lodger here, I was invited to the dinner table. A delicious smell was emanating from the oven. "Well, what's on for dinner?" I asked. "Swozzie pie!" said the gentleman landlord, gleefully rubbing his hands together in anticipation.

"Swozzie pie?" I asked. Yes: a simple and wholesome baked vegetable pie consisting of potato, leek, and melted mild organic cheddar, with a swastika on top: hence "swozzie".

The nature of the gentleman landlord's diet is worthy of note - without having ever studied yoga, he has independently and instinctively arrived very near to what the yogis would term a sattvic diet - the most healthy and wholesome diet it is possible to eat. He eats like a bird, yet this is because his metabolism has become trained to extract all the goodness and life-force from the food he consumes with maximum efficiency.

Advanced yogis, it is said, can subsist on a single grain of rice per day. Without intruding too much on the gentleman landlord's private life, he defeated a serious lymphatic cancer in record time - mainly, I believe, through his diet, which is fully organic, and tends to avoid tamasic ingredients and keep the rajasic at a healthy balance. But an excellent and easily digestible explanation of these yogic dietary concepts here.


Indigobusiness said...

The Nazis may have co-opted the swastika and defiled it in the eyes of many, but, for me, it will always be a sacred symbol of dynamic balance: The cosmic wheel.

Looks yummy.

I.:.S.:. said...

What, the thought didn't cross your mind that we might just be crypto-fascists?

Indigobusiness said...

It didn't occur to me you were cryto anything.

dave bones said...


Flashist scum off our streets!

Indigobusiness said...


Fuck I hate typos. My sense of humor is arcane enough already.

My sentiments were not disimilar to Bones', but not so cleverly wrapped in a useless non-riddle.

Indigobusiness said...



Indigobusiness said...

Oh, shit. I didn't mean Bones' comment was not so cleverly wrapped in a non-riddle. I meant...oh well, damn, I'm gonna take up a new language. This one is not doing me any good.